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the 12 days of wellness

December 20, 2010

in humor

on the first day of wellness
my company said to me
lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the second day of wellness
my company said to me
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the third day of wellness
my company said to me
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the fourth day of wellness
my company said to me
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the fifth day of wellness
my company said to me
you’re on your own!
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the sixth day of wellness
my company said to me
here have a donut,
you’re on your own!
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the seventh day of wellness
my company said to me
health care’s up 9%
here have a donut,
you’re on your own!
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the eighth day of wellness
my company said to me
we value face time,
health care’s up 9%,
here have a donut,
you’re on your own!
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the ninth day of wellness
my company said to me
your job’s at risk,
we value face time,
health care’s up 9%,
here have a donut,
you’re on your own!
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the tenth day of wellness
my company said to me
do this job also now,
your job’s at risk,
we value face time,
health care’s up 9%,
here have a donut,
you’re on your own!
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the eleventh day of wellness
my company said to me
we’re having layoffs,
do this job also now,
your job’s at risk,
we value face time,
health care’s up 9%,
here have a donut,
you’re on your own!
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

on the twelfth day of wellness
my company said to me
our 4th quarter’s excellent,
we’re having layoffs,
do this job also now,
your job’s at risk,
we value face time,
health care’s up 9%,
here have a donut,
you’re on your own!
we have no programs to help you,
lower your cholesterol,
stop using tobacco
and lose weight or pay big bucks.

parody or not? happy holidays.

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Frank Roche December 20, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Wow….awesome…and lose some weight or pay big bucks…lol.

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fran December 20, 2010 at 2:39 pm

thanks, frank. i sang it to rob this morning. his response: i don’t get your wellness humor. LOL.

f

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